I have spent the last month lusting after anything and everything found in the September issues. Fall will do that to you. Fall makes you want to shop. Fall makes you want to sell everything you own just so you can buy those coveted over-the-knee suede boots, it makes you want to spend your last twenty dollars on that so-called "perfect" red lipstick, and it can make you want to buy copious amounts of leather and fur even if you are a die-hard PETA member. Trying to be Zen about consumption and buying only what you need doesn't come as easily to this fashion rehabber as I thought it would; I still struggle with shopping on an almost daily basis! (Only now I am better at weeding through the senseless stuff but great at picking out the sensational!) Hmm...where was I? Oh, I hadn't got there yet. What I am trying to say is sometimes you shouldn't take yourself (or fashion) too seriously. All of this obsessing and the idea of keeping up with the Joneses is sometimes really just a load of BS. On that note I have a few things to say about the "shoe" below:
No need to reload the page, people, your eyes do not deceive you! You are indeed looking at a $900 shoe with the face of a cat on the toe. C'est quoi? Say what? They are selling them at Bergdorf's so clearly their shoe buyer thought they were a fab-u-lous pick for this fall. I think these shoes are insane with a capital "I". The price, the cat face, and heel are beyond my comprehension. And they are complete misrepresentation of the state of affairs of 99.9% of the population. If you do have this much money to burn, please keep it you yourself.
P.S. I am putting out an APB on which celeb is going to don these first. (If you spot them on someone, please email us!)